Rodent Thriller Enthusiast Gifts

Mouse Horror Story

Miami Mice

'That's my weird Uncle Benny. He claims that he was abducted by aliens in white lab coats.'

Hazards of mouse painting

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

'As a young rat, I traveled the world as a stowaway on a merchant navy ship...'

"I know the cat's away but why don't we watch a couple of boxsets, order a pizza and grab an early night."

"Wow, you've got to try this combination."

"Wait! Maybe they aren't just awesome bunk beds with cheese pillows!"

Absolutely not! There's still a huge pile of sawdust on your plate and you haven't even touched your twigs yet... Until you do, there'll be no popsicle sticks for you, Lionel.

Experimental Free Range Guinea Pigs For Sale.

"This stuff worked pretty well on me."

Mice Cutting Up A Cat's Tail

'I feel better today too, but around here I've learned not to be too optimistic.'

'Don't worry about your daughter Sir: I'll find us a dump to live in...'

'Cliff! Cliff!.. Where are you Cliff?'

Hamlet, the Mouse Version.

Hamster.

Hamster IV

"Of course—first nice day and everybody's out."

Feeding the Birds

"There's the evidence of our mouse problem!"

'My dad is away, so we can play...'

Xmas

'It's very nice, but it's not really me. Do you have any of those little round, hollow, plastic balls?'

"I did it!"

Jailed mouse.

'I think the new exercise ball we got the hamster is too big...'

Mouse policeman eats cheese from victim's trap.

'Well, Mr Lemming, I'm glad to say that thanks to therapy, you're not suicidal anymore...'