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Mouse Horror Story

Miami Mice

'That's my weird Uncle Benny. He claims that he was abducted by aliens in white lab coats.'

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

"Why do people talk about a rat's nest like it's a bad thing?"

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe

Hazards of mouse painting

'As a young rat, I traveled the world as a stowaway on a merchant navy ship...'

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

Krest Yellow Strips. (Rat performs dental hygiene.)

"I know the cat's away but why don't we watch a couple of boxsets, order a pizza and grab an early night."

"Wow, you've got to try this combination."

"Wait! Maybe they aren't just awesome bunk beds with cheese pillows!"

Experimental Free Range Guinea Pigs For Sale.

Absolutely not! There's still a huge pile of sawdust on your plate and you haven't even touched your twigs yet... Until you do, there'll be no popsicle sticks for you, Lionel.

Mice Cutting Up A Cat's Tail

"This stuff worked pretty well on me."

'I feel better today too, but around here I've learned not to be too optimistic.'

'Don't worry about your daughter Sir: I'll find us a dump to live in...'

'Cliff! Cliff!.. Where are you Cliff?'

Xmas

"Please stop! Let me get the wine first."

Hamster.

Hamlet, the Mouse Version.

"Of course—first nice day and everybody's out."

'It's very nice, but it's not really me. Do you have any of those little round, hollow, plastic balls?'

Feeding the Birds

Hamster IV

'My dad is away, so we can play...'

"There's the evidence of our mouse problem!"

"I did it!"

Jailed mouse.

Mouse policeman eats cheese from victim's trap.

'I think the new exercise ball we got the hamster is too big...'