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SORRY,,, A creature was stirring,

Miami Mice

'That's my weird Uncle Benny. He claims that he was abducted by aliens in white lab coats.'

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe

Hazards of mouse painting

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

"After the big race, the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

Year of the Rat

'As a young rat, I traveled the world as a stowaway on a merchant navy ship...'

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

"I know the cat's away but why don't we watch a couple of boxsets, order a pizza and grab an early night."

"Wow, you've got to try this combination."

Absolutely not! There's still a huge pile of sawdust on your plate and you haven't even touched your twigs yet... Until you do, there'll be no popsicle sticks for you, Lionel.

Mice Cutting Up A Cat's Tail

Experimental Free Range Guinea Pigs For Sale.

"This stuff worked pretty well on me."

"Well, he's a squirrel, so yes, he's a hoarder, but that does not help come Winter: he hoards books, not nuts!"

'I feel better today too, but around here I've learned not to be too optimistic.'

'Don't worry about your daughter Sir: I'll find us a dump to live in...'

'Cliff! Cliff!.. Where are you Cliff?'

Hamster.

Hamster IV

'It's very nice, but it's not really me. Do you have any of those little round, hollow, plastic balls?'

Feeding the Birds

"Of course—first nice day and everybody's out."

"I think feeling a certain amount of anxiety over the upcoming race with the Hare is perfectly normal!"

Hamlet, the Mouse Version.

"There's the evidence of our mouse problem!"

Xmas

"I did it!"

Jailed mouse.

'I think the new exercise ball we got the hamster is too big...'