Rodent Story Admirer Mugs

SORRY,,, A creature was stirring,

Miami Mice

'That's my weird Uncle Benny. He claims that he was abducted by aliens in white lab coats.'

"Why do people talk about a rat's nest like it's a bad thing?"

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'

Hazards of mouse painting

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

"After the big race, the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

'As a young rat, I traveled the world as a stowaway on a merchant navy ship...'

Krest Yellow Strips. (Rat performs dental hygiene.)

"I know the cat's away but why don't we watch a couple of boxsets, order a pizza and grab an early night."

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

Year of the Rat

"Wow, you've got to try this combination."

"Well, he's a squirrel, so yes, he's a hoarder, but that does not help come Winter: he hoards books, not nuts!"

Experimental Free Range Guinea Pigs For Sale.

Absolutely not! There's still a huge pile of sawdust on your plate and you haven't even touched your twigs yet... Until you do, there'll be no popsicle sticks for you, Lionel.

Mice Cutting Up A Cat's Tail

"This stuff worked pretty well on me."

'I feel better today too, but around here I've learned not to be too optimistic.'

'Don't worry about your daughter Sir: I'll find us a dump to live in...'

'Cliff! Cliff!.. Where are you Cliff?'

Hamlet, the Mouse Version.

Feeding the Birds

"There's the evidence of our mouse problem!"

Xmas

Hamster.

"Please stop! Let me get the wine first."

"I think feeling a certain amount of anxiety over the upcoming race with the Hare is perfectly normal!"

"Of course—first nice day and everybody's out."

'It's very nice, but it's not really me. Do you have any of those little round, hollow, plastic balls?'

Hamster IV

"I did it!"

Jailed mouse.