Rodent Connoisseur Mugs

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

Miami Mice

'Stove Top Stuffing! My favourite!'

'That's my weird Uncle Benny. He claims that he was abducted by aliens in white lab coats.'

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

Hazards of mouse painting

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe

Krest Yellow Strips. (Rat performs dental hygiene.)

"I know the cat's away but why don't we watch a couple of boxsets, order a pizza and grab an early night."

"You're amazing!"

"Wait! Maybe they aren't just awesome bunk beds with cheese pillows!"

"Wow, you've got to try this combination."

Absolutely not! There's still a huge pile of sawdust on your plate and you haven't even touched your twigs yet... Until you do, there'll be no popsicle sticks for you, Lionel.

"This stuff worked pretty well on me."

Mice Cutting Up A Cat's Tail

Experimental Free Range Guinea Pigs For Sale.

'Cliff! Cliff!.. Where are you Cliff?'

Feeding the Birds

"Please stop! Let me get the wine first."

Hamster.

Hamlet, the Mouse Version.

"Of course—first nice day and everybody's out."

Hamster IV

"There's the evidence of our mouse problem!"

Xmas

'It's very nice, but it's not really me. Do you have any of those little round, hollow, plastic balls?'

"I did it!"

Jailed mouse.

'I think the new exercise ball we got the hamster is too big...'

Mouse policeman eats cheese from victim's trap.

"Yes, you're squirrelly."

'I've always been a bit concerned about exactly what you meant when you said 'let's do lunch'.'

'Well, Mr Lemming, I'm glad to say that thanks to therapy, you're not suicidal anymore...'

'They're so obvious about it.'