Rat Connoisseur Mugs

Mice face death by magnum.

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

'Stove Top Stuffing! My favourite!'

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

Miami Mice

'Uh-oh, Ben's making his move on Goldie's food again.'

"So who ordered the 'Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum on a dead mans chest'?"

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

Year of the Rat

"What the?! Have you read about the Schrodinger's cat paradox? That's really twisted dude!"

Celebrity anagrams: Is a salt water rat (Answer: Alastair Stewart)

"I know the cat's away but why don't we watch a couple of boxsets, order a pizza and grab an early night."

"It's only the wind."

"Why 'Black Death'? Why not 'rodent-related'?"

The Pied Piper is mobbed by fans.

"You're amazing!"

"Hang on a minute! This is not for us: he's bought himself a pet rat!"

"This stuff worked pretty well on me."

The Butcher of 35th street.

Stand-up comedy while you're away at work. 'What's the deal with fetching? ...And they expect you to run and go get it, so why did they throw it in the first place?' 'Ha! Ha! It's funny because it's true!'

'All the rice you can eat... with one chopstick.'

3 Bottle Banks - Clear, coloured and rum bottles.

Experimental Free Range Guinea Pigs For Sale.

"The wings help. Now pick up the bowl and I'll chase it around the room a bit."

Mice Cutting Up A Cat's Tail

"Please continue as a lab rat, we have five mouths to feed!"

(Pirate about rat): 'We became buddies when they threw me in the hole.'

Smiling rat.

'Hmmm, the 27th you say... Yes, I'm away that day, so I guess it's OK for you to play...'

The ultimate in rodent paradise.

'I can smell a rat, sergeant!'

'Couldn't you, and your ... your naked fur go sit somewhere else?'

101 uses of a dead cat: lectern

Hamster.