Rat Lover Mugs

Good clean fun...

"Why 'Black Death'? Why not 'rodent-related'?"

"You're getting plenty of cardio. You should try some lifting."

"It's mixed marriage. She's from around here, and he grew up in a garbage dump."

rat function

"Looks like your mother's off feeding the rats again."

Young Rat: 'Hello Mrs.Krabrandski,can Rodney come out and Plague?'

The Pied Piper is mobbed by fans.

'The ones who smoke, masturbate... the ones who don't smoke, masturbate... is this a study on smoking or masturbation?'

"Oooh Darling....I hear this place comes highly recommended!!"

"Hang on a minute! This is not for us: he's bought himself a pet rat!"

2020 Chinese New Year of the Rat

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

Hazards of mouse painting

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

Year of the Rat

'Aww, mom! Pineapple upside down cake? ...Again?'

Celebrity anagrams: Is a salt water rat (Answer: Alastair Stewart)

"So Dennis, Daphne tells us you work for Delta Medical Research Laboraties."

'It appears to be a genuine bat-out-of-hell.'

(Pirate about rat): 'We became buddies when they threw me in the hole.'

Absolutely not! There's still a huge pile of sawdust on your plate and you haven't even touched your twigs yet... Until you do, there'll be no popsicle sticks for you, Lionel.

"Please continue as a lab rat, we have five mouths to feed!"

Smiling rat.

'Cliff! Cliff!.. Where are you Cliff?'

'I can smell a rat, sergeant!'

Hamster IV

"Of course—first nice day and everybody's out."

"I've had to leave the city: the noise pollution was making it difficult for me to fly safely..."

The ultimate in rodent paradise.

"I can't be sure, but I think Dracula is the bat holding the phone."

"I hope you work out better than my last roommate. He had backaches, dizziness, and an erection that lasted four hours."