Lab Rat Lover Mugs

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

"So Dennis, Daphne tells us you work for Delta Medical Research Laboraties."

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

'Poor Kleinzweck -- his working hypothesis got laid off.'

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

'A problem with the Phase II trials. Everyone - all the people - was given the placebo, and no one got the drug.'

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

'Simply put.'

"I'm going to get you fired."

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

'How about a toast to my breakthrough?!'

"He wants to study bacteria to relate to the counter culture."

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

"One day mommy's slime molds will all be yours!"

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

"Oh, puhleeese. No one's going to steal your idea."

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point'. Tennyson.'

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

Plasma Ball

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

'I'm growing mini human brains from stem cells.'

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

"That's just great. I discover the cure for the common cold and all you can do is criticize."

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

'I don't believe it - if this evidence is correct it'll rock the very foundations of our research grant application.'

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'