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'That's my weird Uncle Benny. He claims that he was abducted by aliens in white lab coats.'

Jailed mouse.

"Am I going crazy or does this table smell like mozzarella cheese?!?"

Hamlet, the Mouse Version.

Cat and mice

"He was a pet. Sounds like a harrowing experience."

Mouse makes holes in cheese.

"I told you not to tease the hampsters."

"Sorry, no messages for you today."

"All those in favour of following the Pied Piper say aye."

Rat/Mouse

For anyone else it was just a really big acorn, but for Captain Nutters it was 'The Acorn of Doom'.

"This one should be a pushover. Agent Walt did the ground work years ago."

A pack rat that is bad at directions.

Cavemouse

Krest Yellow Strips. (Rat performs dental hygiene.)

"Sweetie, we're dealing with a smart mouse here. Not only did he de-bait the trap, but he got today's Wordle in two."

Feeding the Birds

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

Turtle Trailer Court

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

The Monitor is going to sleep.

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

"Overkill, dude."

"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change."

Miami Mice

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe

Hazards of mouse painting

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

'Peter it appears that you have an STD known as 'cottontail'.'

'Good grief! Who CARES where our tails begin?'

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'