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'We've increased the voltage of the electrical shocks. Now, the male mouse puts the little toilet seat down almost every time.'

"Jesus Rufus! Not the fatberg special again!?!"

'I think the new exercise ball we got the hamster is too big...'

'At least we get to work at home.'

Mice

Mouse in vets escaping and getting caught in mousetrap.

Woman climbs up a tree to escape a scary mouse.

'you'll have to excuse cousin Vern, he used to be a Lab Rat.'

Miami Mice

Mouse has fought a cat and won by severing his head with a sword and is holding it aloft in victory.

Mouse-hole Dungeon

'I've always been a bit concerned about exactly what you meant when you said 'let's do lunch'.'

"You're not afraid of a little mouse are you George?"

Mice Cutting Up A Cat's Tail

"I know the cat's away but why don't we watch a couple of boxsets, order a pizza and grab an early night."

Rat in swimming suit at twighlight

'Well, Mr Lemming, I'm glad to say that thanks to therapy, you're not suicidal anymore...'

"This stuff worked pretty well on me."

A Mouse Nibbles on Cheese Book

Hamster.

'Since he's an organ donor, he's all ears.'

Louse! Rat!

'She's 30 now, Daddy, and no longer interested in pet rats for her birthday,'

'Stand back folks! It could go off at any time!'

'Look! There's more. I'm tellin' ya...we have mice.'

"You know what, this looks like an owl pellet. We shouldn't linger, this is not a safe place..."

"Play dead? That's your solution to everything?"

"Believe me, if we were someone's pets, we wouldn't do a day's work in our lives."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

'Remember me?'

"We fell for this last time remember..."

'That's my weird Uncle Benny. He claims that he was abducted by aliens in white lab coats.'

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

Hazards of mouse painting

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe