Rodent Humor Appreciator Pillows

Mouse hole with a lift

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

Lactose Intolerant

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

"I was almost that last year."

Cat and mouse

"Say hello to my little friend."

Excuse me.. Are you Dog Friendly?

You complete me!

No, I don

Mouse with a cat cake.

Ostrich Curoisities

Miami Mice

'Sure, they have nine lives, but they spend eight of them asleep.'

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

'You're the watchdog. Do you honestly expect us to believe you didn't see anything?'

'That's my weird Uncle Benny. He claims that he was abducted by aliens in white lab coats.'

Giraffe Rollercoaster

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'

"Come on, we all know you're the new Alpha Male: No need to rub it in by wearing a badge..."

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe

"I could do that."

"Are those my slippers?!"

Hazards of mouse painting

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

"There you go with that typical police mentality."

'We do not do belly rubs, if that's what you are looking for.'

'I'm a guard dog too.'

'I'm going to be a little late.'

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

'There are two men and a dog out there, and the dog is asleep.'

'I fell off the wagon, again... meat wagon that is.'

"I know the cat's away but why don't we watch a couple of boxsets, order a pizza and grab an early night."

Krest Yellow Strips. (Rat performs dental hygiene.)