Rodent Joke Lover Pillows

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'

'Remember me?'

Miami Mice

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

'Hey buddy, got any bad breath mints?'

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

Hazards of mouse painting

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

"I know the cat's away but why don't we watch a couple of boxsets, order a pizza and grab an early night."

The Rural Bidet...

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

Revenge of the Mice

Mouse operating computer with human 'mouse.'

"Wow, you've got to try this combination."

Experimental Free Range Guinea Pigs For Sale.

Absolutely not! There's still a huge pile of sawdust on your plate and you haven't even touched your twigs yet... Until you do, there'll be no popsicle sticks for you, Lionel.

Mice Cutting Up A Cat's Tail

"This stuff worked pretty well on me."

'Don't worry about your daughter Sir: I'll find us a dump to live in...'

'Cliff! Cliff!.. Where are you Cliff?'

"There's the evidence of our mouse problem!"

Hamster IV

'I can smell a rat, sergeant!'

'It's very nice, but it's not really me. Do you have any of those little round, hollow, plastic balls?'

Hamster.

"Of course—first nice day and everybody's out."

'My dad is away, so we can play...'

"I did it!"

Mouse policeman eats cheese from victim's trap.

'I think the new exercise ball we got the hamster is too big...'

Tunnel of Vole.