Rodent Joke Lover Pillows

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'

'Remember me?'

Miami Mice

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

'Hey buddy, got any bad breath mints?'

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe

Hazards of mouse painting

"Why do people talk about a rat's nest like it's a bad thing?"

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

The Rural Bidet...

"I know the cat's away but why don't we watch a couple of boxsets, order a pizza and grab an early night."

Revenge of the Mice

Mouse operating computer with human 'mouse.'

"Wow, you've got to try this combination."

Mice Cutting Up A Cat's Tail

"This stuff worked pretty well on me."

Absolutely not! There's still a huge pile of sawdust on your plate and you haven't even touched your twigs yet... Until you do, there'll be no popsicle sticks for you, Lionel.

Seriously, try leaving them out for a day. They're delicious al dente!

Experimental Free Range Guinea Pigs For Sale.

'Don't worry about your daughter Sir: I'll find us a dump to live in...'

Helicopter rescues mouse in maze.

'Cliff! Cliff!.. Where are you Cliff?'

"Please stop! Let me get the wine first."

Hamster IV

Hamster.

'My dad is away, so we can play...'

"Of course—first nice day and everybody's out."

"There's the evidence of our mouse problem!"

'I can smell a rat, sergeant!'

'It's very nice, but it's not really me. Do you have any of those little round, hollow, plastic balls?'

"I did it!"

'I think the new exercise ball we got the hamster is too big...'

Mouse policeman eats cheese from victim's trap.