Rodent Gifts

"Heer Von Beethoven! Da! Da! Da Daaaa!!!"

Deflator mouse

'Remember me?'

Miami Mice

"We fell for this last time remember..."

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

"Why do people talk about a rat's nest like it's a bad thing?"

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe

Hazards of mouse painting

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

Revenge of the Mice

"I know the cat's away but why don't we watch a couple of boxsets, order a pizza and grab an early night."

'My hamster fell asleep at the wheel!'

"Wow, you've got to try this combination."

Mouse operating computer with human 'mouse.'

"This stuff worked pretty well on me."

Absolutely not! There's still a huge pile of sawdust on your plate and you haven't even touched your twigs yet... Until you do, there'll be no popsicle sticks for you, Lionel.

Mice Cutting Up A Cat's Tail

Experimental Free Range Guinea Pigs For Sale.

"I remember the time a cat came down here. We scared the hell out of him."

'Don't worry about your daughter Sir: I'll find us a dump to live in...'

Helicopter rescues mouse in maze.

'Cliff! Cliff!.. Where are you Cliff?'

Hamster IV

Hamster.

"Please stop! Let me get the wine first."

'I feel much better. I think the cheese treatments must be working.'

"Of course—first nice day and everybody's out."

"There's the evidence of our mouse problem!"

'I can smell a rat, sergeant!'

'Remember? It's me, Rick. I used to have the probe attached to my brain...'

'It's very nice, but it's not really me. Do you have any of those little round, hollow, plastic balls?'

"I did it!"