Rodent Gifts

"Heer Von Beethoven! Da! Da! Da Daaaa!!!"

Deflator mouse

'Remember me?'

Miami Mice

"We fell for this last time remember..."

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe

Hazards of mouse painting

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'

"I know the cat's away but why don't we watch a couple of boxsets, order a pizza and grab an early night."

Revenge of the Mice

Mouse operating computer with human 'mouse.'

'My hamster fell asleep at the wheel!'

"Wow, you've got to try this combination."

"This stuff worked pretty well on me."

Mice Cutting Up A Cat's Tail

Absolutely not! There's still a huge pile of sawdust on your plate and you haven't even touched your twigs yet... Until you do, there'll be no popsicle sticks for you, Lionel.

Experimental Free Range Guinea Pigs For Sale.

"I remember the time a cat came down here. We scared the hell out of him."

'Don't worry about your daughter Sir: I'll find us a dump to live in...'

'Cliff! Cliff!.. Where are you Cliff?'

"Of course—first nice day and everybody's out."

Hamster IV

'I can smell a rat, sergeant!'

'It's very nice, but it's not really me. Do you have any of those little round, hollow, plastic balls?'

Hamster.

"There's the evidence of our mouse problem!"

'Remember? It's me, Rick. I used to have the probe attached to my brain...'

'I feel much better. I think the cheese treatments must be working.'

'Shtop laughing at my brashesh.'

"I did it!"