Rodent Rancher Gifts

'He didn't buy us as pets, he bought us as pet-food: He has a snake!'

'Remember me?'

"We fell for this last time remember..."

Miami Mice

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

Hazards of mouse painting

"Why do people talk about a rat's nest like it's a bad thing?"

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'

"About time they did something about the rats!"

"I know the cat's away but why don't we watch a couple of boxsets, order a pizza and grab an early night."

Revenge of the Mice

'As a young rat, I traveled the world as a stowaway on a merchant navy ship...'

Mouse operating computer with human 'mouse.'

"Wow, you've got to try this combination."

'My hamster fell asleep at the wheel!'

Absolutely not! There's still a huge pile of sawdust on your plate and you haven't even touched your twigs yet... Until you do, there'll be no popsicle sticks for you, Lionel.

'No, Johnny - first you punch the airholes, and then you put in the hamster!'

"I remember the time a cat came down here. We scared the hell out of him."

Mice Cutting Up A Cat's Tail

Experimental Free Range Guinea Pigs For Sale.

"This stuff worked pretty well on me."

'I feel better today too, but around here I've learned not to be too optimistic.'

Helicopter rescues mouse in maze.

"You know the rules, if you can't pay my fee I shall have to eat you."

'Cliff! Cliff!.. Where are you Cliff?'

'This computerized herd management is getting out of control.'

'It's a great, safe neighbourhood: The owner of the house is allergic to cats...'

"Any sign of gophers?"

Hamster IV

"Of course—first nice day and everybody's out."

Hamster.

"Please stop! Let me get the wine first."

"Squirrel news of the day: Same as yesterday. Good night and good luck."