Rodent Control Gifts

'Are you the lady with the mice?'

'Remember me?'

Miami Mice

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

Hazards of mouse painting

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

"Why do people talk about a rat's nest like it's a bad thing?"

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'

"I know the cat's away but why don't we watch a couple of boxsets, order a pizza and grab an early night."

Revenge of the Mice

"Wow, you've got to try this combination."

"Wait! Maybe they aren't just awesome bunk beds with cheese pillows!"

Mouse operating computer with human 'mouse.'

Absolutely not! There's still a huge pile of sawdust on your plate and you haven't even touched your twigs yet... Until you do, there'll be no popsicle sticks for you, Lionel.

Mice Cutting Up A Cat's Tail

"This stuff worked pretty well on me."

Raccoons! Single file into the crate! Snake! Back in your hole! Crickets! Keep it down! Animal Control Freak.

Helicopter rescues mouse in maze.

'Cliff! Cliff!.. Where are you Cliff?'

'It's a great, safe neighbourhood: The owner of the house is allergic to cats...'

'It's very nice, but it's not really me. Do you have any of those little round, hollow, plastic balls?'

"Please stop! Let me get the wine first."

'I can smell a rat, sergeant!'

"Of course—first nice day and everybody's out."

Hamster IV

Hamster.

"There's the evidence of our mouse problem!"

Mouse policeman eats cheese from victim's trap.

'I think the new exercise ball we got the hamster is too big...'

Poor beggar being given change by a wealthy rat on the underground/subway

'Well, Mr Lemming, I'm glad to say that thanks to therapy, you're not suicidal anymore...'

Tunnel of Vole.

Xmas Chocolates for Mice

No hit field mouse. 'I got it!'