Rodent Catchers Gifts

"We have all the latest technologies, but catching them still takes old fashioned footwork."

Deflator mouse

'Remember me?'

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

Miami Mice

'That's my weird Uncle Benny. He claims that he was abducted by aliens in white lab coats.'

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

Hazards of mouse painting

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

Cat makes a dog pound cake with dog cather inside.

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'

"Why do people talk about a rat's nest like it's a bad thing?"

"About time they did something about the rats!"

'Alex we talked about this, you can't bring live things home from the lake. . . no buts, they don't want to leave the lake. Let your little friends go.'

Revenge of the Mice

"I know the cat's away but why don't we watch a couple of boxsets, order a pizza and grab an early night."

Krest Yellow Strips. (Rat performs dental hygiene.)

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

Mouse operating computer with human 'mouse.'

"How does it feel to be a fink, Sparky?"

"This stuff worked pretty well on me."

Mice Cutting Up A Cat's Tail

Experimental Free Range Guinea Pigs For Sale.

Absolutely not! There's still a huge pile of sawdust on your plate and you haven't even touched your twigs yet... Until you do, there'll be no popsicle sticks for you, Lionel.

Helicopter rescues mouse in maze.

'Cliff! Cliff!.. Where are you Cliff?'

"Of course—first nice day and everybody's out."

'It's very nice, but it's not really me. Do you have any of those little round, hollow, plastic balls?'

"There's the evidence of our mouse problem!"

Feeding the Birds

Hamster.

Hamlet, the Mouse Version.

'Watch their pounds' Venn Diagram