Rodent Catchers Gifts

"We have all the latest technologies, but catching them still takes old fashioned footwork."

Deflator mouse

'Remember me?'

Miami Mice

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

'That's my weird Uncle Benny. He claims that he was abducted by aliens in white lab coats.'

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe

Hazards of mouse painting

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'

"About time they did something about the rats!"

'Alex we talked about this, you can't bring live things home from the lake. . . no buts, they don't want to leave the lake. Let your little friends go.'

Revenge of the Mice

"I know the cat's away but why don't we watch a couple of boxsets, order a pizza and grab an early night."

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

Mouse operating computer with human 'mouse.'

"How does it feel to be a fink, Sparky?"

Experimental Free Range Guinea Pigs For Sale.

Mice Cutting Up A Cat's Tail

Absolutely not! There's still a huge pile of sawdust on your plate and you haven't even touched your twigs yet... Until you do, there'll be no popsicle sticks for you, Lionel.

"This stuff worked pretty well on me."

'Cliff! Cliff!.. Where are you Cliff?'

"Of course—first nice day and everybody's out."

"There's the evidence of our mouse problem!"

'It's very nice, but it's not really me. Do you have any of those little round, hollow, plastic balls?'

'I can smell a rat, sergeant!'

'Watch their pounds' Venn Diagram

Hamlet, the Mouse Version.

Hamster IV