Rodent Watch Gifts

Deflator mouse

'Remember me?'

"I'm fascinated by body language."

Miami Mice

'That's my weird Uncle Benny. He claims that he was abducted by aliens in white lab coats.'

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'

"Why do people talk about a rat's nest like it's a bad thing?"

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

Hazards of mouse painting

"About time they did something about the rats!"

Revenge of the Mice

"I know the cat's away but why don't we watch a couple of boxsets, order a pizza and grab an early night."

Krest Yellow Strips. (Rat performs dental hygiene.)

"Wow, you've got to try this combination."

Mouse operating computer with human 'mouse.'

'My hamster fell asleep at the wheel!'

Mice Cutting Up A Cat's Tail

Experimental Free Range Guinea Pigs For Sale.

'No, Johnny - first you punch the airholes, and then you put in the hamster!'

Absolutely not! There's still a huge pile of sawdust on your plate and you haven't even touched your twigs yet... Until you do, there'll be no popsicle sticks for you, Lionel.

"This stuff worked pretty well on me."

Helicopter rescues mouse in maze.

"Any sign of gophers?"

'Cliff! Cliff!.. Where are you Cliff?'

"Squirrel news of the day: Same as yesterday. Good night and good luck."

"Of course—first nice day and everybody's out."

"Please stop! Let me get the wine first."

"This should be interesting...."

Hamster IV

'It's very nice, but it's not really me. Do you have any of those little round, hollow, plastic balls?'

Hamster.

"There's the evidence of our mouse problem!"