Reptile Watcher Gifts

"I'm fascinated by body language."

"We'd cook out more often if it weren't for these damned monitor lizards."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

Bitchbark Canoe

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

The Zoo.

Tourists

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

Swan Fairy Tales

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"Now I really hate poetry."

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"Sign my yearbook?"

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Fly Fishing

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

Piranhaclaus

"Mind the whale, dear."

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

Bears catching fish

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

Duck Hunt

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'