Rodent Watch Mugs

Deflator mouse

'Remember me?'

"I'm fascinated by body language."

Miami Mice

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

'That's my weird Uncle Benny. He claims that he was abducted by aliens in white lab coats.'

Hazards of mouse painting

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'

"About time they did something about the rats!"

Revenge of the Mice

"I know the cat's away but why don't we watch a couple of boxsets, order a pizza and grab an early night."

"Wow, you've got to try this combination."

Mouse operating computer with human 'mouse.'

'My hamster fell asleep at the wheel!'

Absolutely not! There's still a huge pile of sawdust on your plate and you haven't even touched your twigs yet... Until you do, there'll be no popsicle sticks for you, Lionel.

Experimental Free Range Guinea Pigs For Sale.

Mice Cutting Up A Cat's Tail

"This stuff worked pretty well on me."

'No, Johnny - first you punch the airholes, and then you put in the hamster!'

'Cliff! Cliff!.. Where are you Cliff?'

"Of course—first nice day and everybody's out."

"There's the evidence of our mouse problem!"

Hamster.

'It's very nice, but it's not really me. Do you have any of those little round, hollow, plastic balls?'

Hamlet, the Mouse Version.

Hamster IV

"This should be interesting...."

"Squirrel news of the day: Same as yesterday. Good night and good luck."