Rodent Reader Gifts

Mouse pushes the mousetrap in the cats way

"We fell for this last time remember..."

Miami Mice

'That's my weird Uncle Benny. He claims that he was abducted by aliens in white lab coats.'

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

'I'm not working on a case, I'm looking for something interesting to read in the john.'

Hazards of mouse painting

"Why do people talk about a rat's nest like it's a bad thing?"

Good boy

"I know the cat's away but why don't we watch a couple of boxsets, order a pizza and grab an early night."

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

Krest Yellow Strips. (Rat performs dental hygiene.)

The Daily Fury

'As a young rat, I traveled the world as a stowaway on a merchant navy ship...'

'So, there really is a Higgs Boson?'

Mice Cutting Up A Cat's Tail

"This stuff worked pretty well on me."

Absolutely not! There's still a huge pile of sawdust on your plate and you haven't even touched your twigs yet... Until you do, there'll be no popsicle sticks for you, Lionel.

"I remember the time a cat came down here. We scared the hell out of him."

'I feel better today too, but around here I've learned not to be too optimistic.'

'Cliff! Cliff!.. Where are you Cliff?'

Hamster IV

"Please stop! Let me get the wine first."

'nothing to worry about. According to this book of reptiles the snake is non-poisonous.'

"Of course—first nice day and everybody's out."

'My dad is away, so we can play...'

Feeding the Birds

'It's very nice, but it's not really me. Do you have any of those little round, hollow, plastic balls?'

Hamster.

Hamlet, the Mouse Version.

Jailed mouse.

Mouse policeman eats cheese from victim's trap.

'I think the new exercise ball we got the hamster is too big...'

"This is all going into my thesis."

'He didn't buy us as pets, he bought us as pet-food: He has a snake!'