Rodent Researcher Gifts

'Your research is very promising. It's just a shame you're afraid of mice.'

"We fell for this last time remember..."

"I remember the time a cat came down here. We scared the hell out of him."

Singing in the Shower. (mouse and cat conflict.)

Lab Rat Entrepreneur.

"This is all going into my thesis."

Mouse Execution

'Remember me?'

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

Miami Mice

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'

'Get me everything you have on bunny rabbits.'

Hazards of mouse painting

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe

"Why do people talk about a rat's nest like it's a bad thing?"

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

"I know the cat's away but why don't we watch a couple of boxsets, order a pizza and grab an early night."

Revenge of the Mice

Laboratory mouse in a maze with directions.

Mouse operating computer with human 'mouse.'

"Wait! Maybe they aren't just awesome bunk beds with cheese pillows!"

Mice Cutting Up A Cat's Tail

"This stuff worked pretty well on me."

Absolutely not! There's still a huge pile of sawdust on your plate and you haven't even touched your twigs yet... Until you do, there'll be no popsicle sticks for you, Lionel.

Experimental Free Range Guinea Pigs For Sale.

Helicopter rescues mouse in maze.

'Cliff! Cliff!.. Where are you Cliff?'

'It's a great, safe neighbourhood: The owner of the house is allergic to cats...'

"I read somewhere that he thinks we're very large, very odd dogs."

Hamster IV

Hamster.