Rodent Scholars Gifts

Mice being taught about mousetraps.

Miami Mice

"We fell for this last time remember..."

'That's my weird Uncle Benny. He claims that he was abducted by aliens in white lab coats.'

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

Hazards of mouse painting

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe

"I know the cat's away but why don't we watch a couple of boxsets, order a pizza and grab an early night."

Krest Yellow Strips. (Rat performs dental hygiene.)

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

"Wait! Maybe they aren't just awesome bunk beds with cheese pillows!"

A dog reads a newspaper

"This stuff worked pretty well on me."

"I remember the time a cat came down here. We scared the hell out of him."

Mice Cutting Up A Cat's Tail

Absolutely not! There's still a huge pile of sawdust on your plate and you haven't even touched your twigs yet... Until you do, there'll be no popsicle sticks for you, Lionel.

Experimental Free Range Guinea Pigs For Sale.

'Cliff! Cliff!.. Where are you Cliff?'

Hamster.

Hamster IV

Feeding the Birds

"There's the evidence of our mouse problem!"

Hamlet, the Mouse Version.

'It's very nice, but it's not really me. Do you have any of those little round, hollow, plastic balls?'

"Of course—first nice day and everybody's out."

"Please stop! Let me get the wine first."

Xmas

"I did it!"

"It seems like a good idea, but is it scalable?"

Jailed mouse.

'I think the new exercise ball we got the hamster is too big...'

Mouse policeman eats cheese from victim's trap.

'I've always been a bit concerned about exactly what you meant when you said 'let's do lunch'.'

Xmas Chocolates for Mice

'They're so obvious about it.'