Rodent Scholars Gifts

Mice being taught about mousetraps.

Miami Mice

"We fell for this last time remember..."

'That's my weird Uncle Benny. He claims that he was abducted by aliens in white lab coats.'

Hazards of mouse painting

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

"I know the cat's away but why don't we watch a couple of boxsets, order a pizza and grab an early night."

"Wait! Maybe they aren't just awesome bunk beds with cheese pillows!"

A dog reads a newspaper

"I remember the time a cat came down here. We scared the hell out of him."

Mice Cutting Up A Cat's Tail

"This stuff worked pretty well on me."

Experimental Free Range Guinea Pigs For Sale.

Absolutely not! There's still a huge pile of sawdust on your plate and you haven't even touched your twigs yet... Until you do, there'll be no popsicle sticks for you, Lionel.

'Cliff! Cliff!.. Where are you Cliff?'

Hamster.

"Of course—first nice day and everybody's out."

Feeding the Birds

'It's very nice, but it's not really me. Do you have any of those little round, hollow, plastic balls?'

Xmas

"There's the evidence of our mouse problem!"

Hamlet, the Mouse Version.

Hamster IV

"It seems like a good idea, but is it scalable?"

"I did it!"

Jailed mouse.

'I think the new exercise ball we got the hamster is too big...'

Mouse policeman eats cheese from victim's trap.

Xmas Chocolates for Mice

'They're so obvious about it.'

'I've always been a bit concerned about exactly what you meant when you said 'let's do lunch'.'

Tunnel of Vole.