Rodent Strategist Gifts

"It seems like a good idea, but is it scalable?"

A fight in the Boardroom.

"'Quid pro quo' is a no-no, Bradbury. Around here we say 'reciprocal altruism'."

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

"...but the big question is, does the competition know that we don't know what we don't know?"

After a day long meeting, the decision, as usual, is made in the hallway.

Ideas Ahead of their Time

"Peterson proposes we move out of the mountains."

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

'Our problem is how to lower quality while raising prices...'

Target your customer.

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

'She'll never look for me here.'

"Now I'll demonstrate how, with a minimum of capital investment, you can make a mountain out of a molehill!"

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'What kind of a mission statement is that?'

'We took the old plan, folded in half, and now it's the new plan.'

Maybe it's now time to review our customer care strategy!"

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

Game changing

Business Target

'Don finally figured out a way to keep the squirrels from getting at the bird feeder.'

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

"It's not bulls**t if we call it strategy."

'Don't look now, but I think we're being followed.'

'We're well positioned, but we lack leadership.'

"When it comes to online marketing, I'm puzzled."

'And this will be our strategic plan for the coming year.'

'You should agree with me, but not all the time, Try mixing it up a little,'

'Good news from the field, sire! Attila did not like the referee's call, so he's folding up his tents, taking his ball and going home!'

'I have no one to blame but myself, for now.'

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

"I think your going to need a business plan."

"Works every time."

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'