Rodent Strategist Mugs

"It seems like a good idea, but is it scalable?"

A fight in the Boardroom.

"'Quid pro quo' is a no-no, Bradbury. Around here we say 'reciprocal altruism'."

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

"...but the big question is, does the competition know that we don't know what we don't know?"

After a day long meeting, the decision, as usual, is made in the hallway.

"Peterson proposes we move out of the mountains."

Ideas Ahead of their Time

'Our problem is how to lower quality while raising prices...'

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

Target your customer.

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

"Now I'll demonstrate how, with a minimum of capital investment, you can make a mountain out of a molehill!"

'She'll never look for me here.'

'We took the old plan, folded in half, and now it's the new plan.'

Maybe it's now time to review our customer care strategy!"

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

"It's not bulls**t if we call it strategy."

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

Business Target

Game changing

'We're well positioned, but we lack leadership.'

"When it comes to online marketing, I'm puzzled."

'Good news from the field, sire! Attila did not like the referee's call, so he's folding up his tents, taking his ball and going home!'

'I have no one to blame but myself, for now.'

'You should agree with me, but not all the time, Try mixing it up a little,'

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

"Works every time."

"I think your going to need a business plan."

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

Think Tank.