Brainy Strategist Mugs

"Well, it's logical: we're not really strong like wolves or hounds, so we need to use our brains..."

"The Doctor here is an expert at hot-wiring the consumer brain."

"Does anyone here have a clue what it is we used to get?"

'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'

"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string."

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

"Finally, a succinct corporate mission statement."

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

"I'm in my third day of trying to figure out which little square I am."

"It's a long-term strategy to make them lazy and complacent first."

"Saturn. No contest. A deadly, treacherous gas giant ringed by a gossamer halo of ice. It symbolizes both death and life. Both evil and good. It symbolizes existence itself."

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

"And when conventional theories don't work, we've got Charnier here to do us a spot of voodoo marketing."

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

"My mommy suggested I try a different advertising approach."

Lost and Profound.

Success

"Let's see if I understand: your brain can't be upgraded with additional memory, and to make matters even worse, untold thousands of those brain cells die each day?"

'I'd have a lot more of em if it weren't' for some jerks always looking for peaceful situations.'

"The answer isn't more troops—what you need is an antibiotic."

Cutting down the Brain

"What if we replace 'What if?' with 'Heck yeah'?"

"I'm in advertising. . ."

'You really have no idea what you're doing do you?'

"Timing is everything. I recommend that you act now before the authorities discover I've escaped."

'Remember to stay downwind from him, he can smell fear.'

Cat Trap,

"Your company is like a used car..."

Napoleon 'Snuffed Out' by the Russians

"Good thing I listened to you and implemented the new strategy."

"I'd like to know why we're selling elements to the companies, and then turn around and buy compounds from them."

Bear bends hunter's guns.