Brainy Thinker Mugs

Umbrella.

"Let's see if I understand: your brain can't be upgraded with additional memory, and to make matters even worse, untold thousands of those brain cells die each day?"

Cutting down the Brain

"So here we see how Covid-19 is also damaging the brain."

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

Employee won't think about work outside of box

'I am willing to concede that the company has been underperforming of late...'

"You're a genius, Shaw. This is an idea whose copyright has expired."

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

US v.s. Tech Giants

Calculation Board - You Are Here

Target your customer.

'Our job will be to drag the competition down to our level.'

Not thinking BIG enough: Nickel & Dime Bank.

'I'd like to explain my ideas for economy within the company.'

'Ask yourself, 'What is it I'm not doing?', and then ask yourself, 'What is it I'm doing too much?'.'

"Well, there's nowhere to go but up."

"If we can't find the way forward, let's find the way back."

'I'd put it on the back burner, but the stove's been repossessed.'

REPENT! Get back to nature

"You've got one day to come up with something new and exciting yet safe and time tested."

Men in office, pose as Rodin's: The Thinker. A sign on the wall reads: THINK.

'As you know, Wilson, our CEO screwed up big time, so he was fired and gets a big bonus. But because of his mistakes, you just get fired.'

"Good question: When can you see your families?"

'Alternatively you can just focus on the CUSTOMER!'

"Now that I've made that perfectly clear..."

"The margin of error is plus or minus one hundred percent."

Nervous Student

"Profits. Good thing or the greatest thing?"

"I can't understand it, we did quite well in the first three quarters.

"How on earth do you get this blasted box to open...?"

'I ink, therefore I am....', IF DESCARTES HAD BEEN A CARTOONIST

"I may be an aged whiskey, but inside I still feel like a fresh ear of corn!"

"Actually, I worked my way up from ideas and you can too!"