Brainy Strategist Prints

"Well, it's logical: we're not really strong like wolves or hounds, so we need to use our brains..."

"The Doctor here is an expert at hot-wiring the consumer brain."

"Does anyone here have a clue what it is we used to get?"

'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string."

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

"Finally, a succinct corporate mission statement."

"I'm in my third day of trying to figure out which little square I am."

"It's a long-term strategy to make them lazy and complacent first."

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

"And when conventional theories don't work, we've got Charnier here to do us a spot of voodoo marketing."

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

"My mommy suggested I try a different advertising approach."

"Saturn. No contest. A deadly, treacherous gas giant ringed by a gossamer halo of ice. It symbolizes both death and life. Both evil and good. It symbolizes existence itself."

Lost and Profound.

"Let's see if I understand: your brain can't be upgraded with additional memory, and to make matters even worse, untold thousands of those brain cells die each day?"

Success

Cutting down the Brain

"The answer isn't more troops—what you need is an antibiotic."

"I'm in advertising. . ."

So what happens when you told Armstrong you wouldn't recite that Sinclair Broadcasting script? Oh, nothing. Sinclair sued me for everything I own, that's all. But the joke's on them: I've set up different LLC's for every aspect of my life. So all they could get were the assets of the LLC that they paid. This opens up a whole world of possibilities. I knew forming Rudy-has-next-to-nada LLC was a good idea. I am going to miss my ten cents and my broken wiffle ball, though.

"What if we replace 'What if?' with 'Heck yeah'?"

'I'd have a lot more of em if it weren't' for some jerks always looking for peaceful situations.'

'You really have no idea what you're doing do you?'

"Timing is everything. I recommend that you act now before the authorities discover I've escaped."

'Remember to stay downwind from him, he can smell fear.'

Cat Trap,

"Your company is like a used car..."

"I'd like to know why we're selling elements to the companies, and then turn around and buy compounds from them."

"I'd fire him in a minute, but the old man thinks we need his unique perspective around here."

Napoleon 'Snuffed Out' by the Russians