Cool-headed Strategist Mugs

Start their day with a dose of calm wit—our mugs for the cool-headed strategist are beautifully designed to inspire focus and cleverness. Perfect for coffee or tea time, these mugs keep their cool as they plan their next move.

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I keep a cold pack in my desk drawer to help me cool my emotions before I apprach an argumentative student.

I keep a cold pack in my desk drawer to help me cool my emotions before I apprach an argumentative student. mockup

I keep a cold pack in my desk drawer to help me cool my emotions before I apprach an argumentative student.

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'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.' mockup

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

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'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?' mockup

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

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'She'll never look for me here.'

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"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?" mockup

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

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'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'

'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.' mockup

'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'

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'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.' mockup

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

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A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole. mockup

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

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"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

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'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.' mockup

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

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"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

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'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...' mockup

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

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'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.' mockup

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'

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"It's a long-term strategy to make them lazy and complacent first."

"It's a long-term strategy to make them lazy and complacent first." mockup

"It's a long-term strategy to make them lazy and complacent first."

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"And when conventional theories don't work, we've got Charnier here to do us a spot of voodoo marketing."

"And when conventional theories don't work, we've got Charnier here to do us a spot of voodoo marketing." mockup

"And when conventional theories don't work, we've got Charnier here to do us a spot of voodoo marketing."

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"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here." mockup

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

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"Saturn. No contest. A deadly, treacherous gas giant ringed by a gossamer halo of ice. It symbolizes both death and life. Both evil and good. It symbolizes existence itself."

"Saturn. No contest. A deadly, treacherous gas giant ringed by a gossamer halo of ice. It symbolizes both death and life. Both evil and good. It symbolizes existence itself."

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