Animal Kingdom Strategist Gifts

Looking for a gift for someone fascinated by the animal kingdom's master planners? Our collection highlights the smart, humorous side of nature's strategists—perfect for wildlife enthusiasts and clever thinkers alike.

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'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.' mockup

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

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Cat in a tank...

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'How about a game of cards?'

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The Age of Reptiles. . .

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A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

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A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

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"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place." mockup

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

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Thug life on safari.

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'You're reordering your priorities? -- Since when do you have priorities?'

'You're reordering your priorities? -- Since when do you have priorities?' mockup

'You're reordering your priorities? -- Since when do you have priorities?'

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"Works every time."

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"For drinks or dinner?"

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'My dentist recommended it.'

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"Frankly, I think it's time we take a long hard look at cat futures."

"Frankly, I think it's time we take a long hard look at cat futures." mockup

"Frankly, I think it's time we take a long hard look at cat futures."

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'Think about it: If we blow up the bridge, they'll have to swim across again...'

'Think about it: If we blow up the bridge, they'll have to swim across again...' mockup

'Think about it: If we blow up the bridge, they'll have to swim across again...'

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"Well it looks like we're all here." mockup

"Well it looks like we're all here."

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'I've gone from King of the Jungle to team leader.'

'I've gone from King of the Jungle to team leader.' mockup

'I've gone from King of the Jungle to team leader.'

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"Forget George, he scarfs down everything in sight. Aunt Rose and Grandma are good for slipping us a slice. Most important, the kids are sloppy. We're bound to find some juicy scraps under their chairs. Stay alert!"

"Forget George, he scarfs down everything in sight. Aunt Rose and Grandma are good for slipping us a slice. Most important, the kids are sloppy. We're bound to find some juicy scraps under their chairs. Stay alert!"

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Food chain.

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'Ok...on the count of three, we evolve into piranha.'

'Ok...on the count of three, we evolve into piranha.' mockup

'Ok...on the count of three, we evolve into piranha.'

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"What should I say this is about?" mockup

"What should I say this is about?"

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"Hey Rudy, you've been in there for over an hour. You OK in there?" "I think I'm dying here." "What? D'you need me to call 911?" "I don't think that'll help." "I just need to build more pikemen and cavalry and buy a defense boost before the enemy's march reaches my city." "Get off your phone!!!" "I'm saving a kingdom here! It's important!"

"Hey Rudy, you've been in there for over an hour. You OK in there?" "I think I'm dying here." "What? D'you need me to call 911?" "I don't think that'll help." "I just need to build more pikemen and cavalry and buy a defense boost before the enemy's march reaches my city." "Get off your phone!!!" "I'm saving a kingdom here! It's important!"

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