Animal Strategy Buff Gifts

"Well, it's logical: we're not really strong like wolves or hounds, so we need to use our brains..."

'You could be a constant inspiration for us to come up with a plan to get a leg up on our competition...you're hired!'

"Cat box"

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

Alternative fielding positions

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."

"I appreciate the effort Carl, but I don't think you understand the swarm concept."

"Did you just do a rooster?"

'The Lemming Book Store'

"You dropped yer wallet."

Get on with it!

"This says dogs can exhibit feelings of jealousy."

Tic-tac-toe

' A new idea '

'Well, back to the old drawing board.'

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

Traffic Management Strategic Group

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

"Stupid – yet irresistible."

Ostrich Curoisities

"Works every time."

"Wentworth, could I take another look at that reorganization plan?"

'So, what do you want to talk about?'

'Master Pavlov is a bit strange these days: For some reason, he rings a bell before serving us dinner...'

The USA...

"At last, a low-level panel!"

Bear who goes drinking instead of hibernating

Hello, you've reached the private line of the Secretary of Defense. At last! We tried calling you all day yesterday to alert you to an imminent threat. How did you get this number? It was coming straight at your nation-state at speeds approaching Kebin 2. What are you talking about? What's "Klebin 2"? Apologies. In earthlingese that would be "mach 23," or 24.140.16 kilometers per hour. Good lord! I'd better wake ... Not to worry. Our sensors locked on to it as soon as it launched from your North

"[Old Steak Bone Tavern]"

"Great heavens, what have they done to them?!"

I've been feeling sluggish lately.