Animal Strategy Buff Gifts

"Well, it's logical: we're not really strong like wolves or hounds, so we need to use our brains..."

'You could be a constant inspiration for us to come up with a plan to get a leg up on our competition...you're hired!'

"Cat box"

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

Alternative fielding positions

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."

"Did you just do a rooster?"

"I appreciate the effort Carl, but I don't think you understand the swarm concept."

Tic-tac-toe

Get on with it!

'The Lemming Book Store'

"This says dogs can exhibit feelings of jealousy."

' A new idea '

"You dropped yer wallet."

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

Traffic Management Strategic Group

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

"Works every time."

"Stupid – yet irresistible."

Ostrich Curoisities

"Wentworth, could I take another look at that reorganization plan?"

'So, what do you want to talk about?'

'Master Pavlov is a bit strange these days: For some reason, he rings a bell before serving us dinner...'

The USA...

"I'm an ass is half-full kind of donkey."

"Great heavens, what have they done to them?!"

"[Old Steak Bone Tavern]"

American Bombs

"At last, a low-level panel!"

Surge Plans.

I've been feeling sluggish lately.