Nature Strategist Gifts

"Today's objective is the genetically modified corn in this quadrant!"

'Wow! I never thought it would actually WORK!'

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

Population rocket

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."

"Works every time."

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

'Hours out here in the freezing cold and not a deer in sight! That's it - I'm going home!'

Green Energy used to power polluting industries

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

Putting money back in to the world economy

'Think about it: If we blow up the bridge, they'll have to swim across again...'

"We ran the numbers on how climate change will affect economic growth, but the numbers got so spooked they just kept running."

'Ok...on the count of three, we evolve into piranha.'

'No, you can't write off the cost of your wake-up call service.'

"Here's our environmental audit. . ."

Global Warming Trade Fair: Turning Climate Change Into An Investment Opportunity.

BIO TV

Fred knew he was safe as long as he stayed in the puddle...

Climate Dirt Summit

"Seriously?? All these years swimming in shark infested seas, just to catch a few fish, and you're telling me all we needed was a rod and a bucket of bait?"

'We've only cut our CO2 emissions to piss off the utilities companies.'

"Remember, a journey of a thousand miles begins with either two squares forward and one to the side, or two squares to the side and one forward."

"I raised three kids, so you could say I was in risk management."

'We'll only have a five minute window, everything has to be timed to the last second.'

Green Bank

'Now that's my kind of green technology!'

A lady wants a higher fence to protect her man from the neighbour.

What can I say - Global warming enriches my life!

'I tell you, the gas shortage story in the seventies was good, but this greenhouse think is pure genius!'

"Janet and Bob are coming to dinner on October 6th. Better plant eight more carrots and three more potatoes this spring."

"I think you are meant to delegate"

Crab stealing fisherman's bait.

"I know I've asked this before, but are you sure it's 'paper cuts scissors'?"

"I schedule all my vacations around work. When the going gets tough, I get going."