Nature Strategist Gifts

"Today's objective is the genetically modified corn in this quadrant!"

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

Population rocket

"Works every time."

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

Green Energy used to power polluting industries

'Hours out here in the freezing cold and not a deer in sight! That's it - I'm going home!'

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

Putting money back in to the world economy

'Think about it: If we blow up the bridge, they'll have to swim across again...'

"We ran the numbers on how climate change will affect economic growth, but the numbers got so spooked they just kept running."

'Ok...on the count of three, we evolve into piranha.'

'No, you can't write off the cost of your wake-up call service.'

"Here's our environmental audit. . ."

Global Warming Trade Fair: Turning Climate Change Into An Investment Opportunity.

Fred knew he was safe as long as he stayed in the puddle...

Climate Dirt Summit

BIO TV

"Seriously?? All these years swimming in shark infested seas, just to catch a few fish, and you're telling me all we needed was a rod and a bucket of bait?"

'We've only cut our CO2 emissions to piss off the utilities companies.'

"I raised three kids, so you could say I was in risk management."

Green Bank

A lady wants a higher fence to protect her man from the neighbour.

'We'll only have a five minute window, everything has to be timed to the last second.'

'Now that's my kind of green technology!'

What can I say - Global warming enriches my life!

'I tell you, the gas shortage story in the seventies was good, but this greenhouse think is pure genius!'

"I think you are meant to delegate"

"Janet and Bob are coming to dinner on October 6th. Better plant eight more carrots and three more potatoes this spring."

Crab stealing fisherman's bait.

"I know I've asked this before, but are you sure it's 'paper cuts scissors'?"

"I schedule all my vacations around work. When the going gets tough, I get going."

'What we need now is a weapon that takes out nuke facilities and weapons of mass destruction, but that doesn't pollute the environment.'