Outdoor Strategist Gifts

Orienteering

"The key, son, is deciding where to dump the snow. You don’t want to move all this snow twice. Son ... ?"

'We'll only have a five minute window, everything has to be timed to the last second.'

'Hours out here in the freezing cold and not a deer in sight! That's it - I'm going home!'

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Glastonbury. After.

A Good Batch.

Wildlife

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

You Are Here

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

"Portrait of a Lady"

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

Gardener attacked by plants.

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

Support Group for a Good Problem

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

"Thank god I bought my layers."

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Surf Casting

Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

Marshmallows

Deer Season Open.

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'