Outdoorsy Executive Gifts

"I'll have to put you on hold. I have a bite on the other line."

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

"I do miss trees but I don't miss the raking."

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

"Obviously, I can't fly like you, but if you teach me, I can probably sing like you..."

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

'Hours out here in the freezing cold and not a deer in sight! That's it - I'm going home!'

"It drives me MAD when people whine about the amount top management get paid. . ."

"Let's see now - have we got everything?"

Ducks look alarmed at 'No Swimming' sign.

'Look, can't you play Badminton elsewhere? I'm trying to run a board meeting here.'

"You'll grow in time my boy. Until then you'll just have to be a 'little' patient!"

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 8.

Ducks trying to guess what a man is quacking.

"Hmmm... business park you say."

"See? I told you it was possible to mix business with pleasure."

'Well, let's head home, they've already left.'

"Throw a stick, throw a ball, take a walk....are you my dog or my personal trainer?"

Vernal Pond: Here today. . . gone tomorrow.

Bird in sunglasses balancing on a stick.

Just north of the rainforest: the mostly-sunny-with-a-30%-chance-of-rainforest

'Gosh, who'd have guessed that when I said I'd have my people call your people, they'd come up with something like THIS?'

Caution - Men Working In Trees.

'Better get back to business and take your mind off golf for a change.'

Winter is an Adventure.

"I could have saved you the climb, Perkins. It is lonely at the top."

Bear watching a man trying to fish bear style.

Deer in Fear

'So, she's decided to buy the helicopter.'