Outdoorsy Executive Gifts

"I'll have to put you on hold. I have a bite on the other line."

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"I do miss trees but I don't miss the raking."

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

Ernesto Valverde Tejedor

"Obviously, I can't fly like you, but if you teach me, I can probably sing like you..."

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

"Let's see now - have we got everything?"

'Hours out here in the freezing cold and not a deer in sight! That's it - I'm going home!'

Ducks look alarmed at 'No Swimming' sign.

"It drives me MAD when people whine about the amount top management get paid. . ."

'Look, can't you play Badminton elsewhere? I'm trying to run a board meeting here.'

"You'll grow in time my boy. Until then you'll just have to be a 'little' patient!"

Ducks trying to guess what a man is quacking.

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 8.

"Hmmm... business park you say."

"See? I told you it was possible to mix business with pleasure."

'Well, let's head home, they've already left.'

"Throw a stick, throw a ball, take a walk....are you my dog or my personal trainer?"

Vernal Pond: Here today. . . gone tomorrow.

Just north of the rainforest: the mostly-sunny-with-a-30%-chance-of-rainforest

Bird in sunglasses balancing on a stick.

Caution - Men Working In Trees.

'Gosh, who'd have guessed that when I said I'd have my people call your people, they'd come up with something like THIS?'

Winter is an Adventure.

'So, she's decided to buy the helicopter.'

"I could have saved you the climb, Perkins. It is lonely at the top."

Bear watching a man trying to fish bear style.

'Better get back to business and take your mind off golf for a change.'

Be careful around Sven. He lets the chops fall where they may!