Outdoorsy Optimist Gifts

'How many have you caught today'

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'My feet are killing me.'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Allotment

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

Fly Fishing

Fishing sign.

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

'More bubbles!'

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

Country Bumpkin.

The Brothers Grime

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

Bike Rides

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

"Sometimes I like to come here by myself and contemplate ... or just scream about you."

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

Sport Utility Boot.

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

Neighbor Leaf Wars

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

"He loves his leaf blower."

"Smokey The Tree"

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'