Outdoorsy Person Gifts

An eagle feeds its chicks fries

"You'll grow in time my boy. Until then you'll just have to be a 'little' patient!"

Do you mind? --- I'm photosynthetic, you know!

'It's going pretty well. Oh,there's the usual. Predators, raptors, dogs, vipers, hunters, parasites, traffic, floods, droughts. Things like that. What about you?'

'Just when I've begun to think ice cream makes the world a perfect place...'

Bear holding sign: 'Will work for food.'

Ducks look alarmed at 'No Swimming' sign.

Duck

Deer in Fear

"Obviously, I can't fly like you, but if you teach me, I can probably sing like you..."

"I do miss trees but I don't miss the raking."

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

'My feet are killing me.'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Giraffe Umbrella

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Allotment

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

"It's such a lovely day!"

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

Fly Fishing

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Fishing sign.

'More bubbles!'

Bears catching fish

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

"Happy Gnu Year!"

They try, but those crows can't make noises they used to. The lost caws!

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.