Outdoorsy Individuals Gifts

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

'Not that net!'

'My feet are killing me.'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

Giraffe Umbrella

Allotment

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Fly Fishing

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

"It's such a lovely day!"

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

Bears catching fish

"Happy Gnu Year!"

They try, but those crows can't make noises they used to. The lost caws!

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

Fishing sign.

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

'More bubbles!'

Country Bumpkin.

The Brothers Grime

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'