Outdoorsy Folks Gifts

'I'm going to like this lake.'

Fly Fisherman.

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

'My feet are killing me.'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Giraffe Umbrella

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Allotment

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

"It's such a lovely day!"

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Fly Fishing

"Happy Gnu Year!"

'More bubbles!'

Fishing sign.

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

Bears catching fish

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

They try, but those crows can't make noises they used to. The lost caws!

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

The Brothers Grime

Country Bumpkin.

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'