Outdoorsy Friends Gifts

Climbing with a mountain goat.

'Guess who I ran into today?'

Ahh, Spring! A time of growth, a time of green, a time for birdies to be seen. A time for hope across the land, a time for hankies close at hand! Aah! CHOO!

Fly Fishing

' I know I'm in a tree but we're not related.'

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'Not that net!'

'My feet are killing me.'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

Allotment

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

"It's such a lovely day!"

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Fly Fishing

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

Fishing sign.

'More bubbles!'

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

Country Bumpkin.

The Brothers Grime

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

"Smokey The Tree"

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”