Outdoorsy Pal Gifts

"The idea of swamping the canoe is to practice un-swamping it."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

Duck Hunt

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Country Bumpkin.

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

"Tallyho!"

Hacking through ice in order to fish

"I do miss trees but I don't miss the raking."

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

'It was great seeing you again Terry, we must do wildebeest sometime.'

"Hel-l-l-o-o-o-o Summer!"

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

"Obviously, I can't fly like you, but if you teach me, I can probably sing like you..."

"Let's see now - have we got everything?"

Baby in Bike Basket

Ducks look alarmed at 'No Swimming' sign.

'Yes sir, Thoreau had the right idea.'

"You'll grow in time my boy. Until then you'll just have to be a 'little' patient!"

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 8.

Ducks trying to guess what a man is quacking.

Stout gentleman: 'That's the way to get over a gate! I don't think you left me so far behind that time.'

A fisherman carries a rainbow trout.

"Oh, honey, look! A chestnut-sided warbler doing pull-ups!"

'Well, let's head home, they've already left.'

"Throw a stick, throw a ball, take a walk....are you my dog or my personal trainer?"

Vernal Pond: Here today. . . gone tomorrow.

Johnny Appleseed's Dirty Little Secret

'If the voice of Nature should say ‘Yo!', it behooveth the Yoee to listen up.'

Just north of the rainforest: the mostly-sunny-with-a-30%-chance-of-rainforest

Bird in sunglasses balancing on a stick.

"Are you sure you want to spend the winter here?"

Best Pals