Eco-savvy Pal Gifts

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Garden Goddess.

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

Tree Funeral

Global Warming.

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

And when did you first begin to feel threatened and endangered?

The password: "C'mon everybody try to remember!"

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year 2019

"It's not easy being green…"

"When you reach your expiration date, would you like to be crushed or recycled?"

SOS of Garbage

"Quite frankly, I don't know why I'm here. I never hired a personal trainer."

"What a coincidence, this letter complaining about our paper mill polluting the river is written on notepaper printed there...."

Randall shows his support of the tiny house movement...

"I don't feel so much endangered as I do under funded."

The Easter Bilby

'Anybody else would appreciate a handsome, personable bird picking bugs off his back, but nooo, not you!'

"But is it Organic?"

"Valentine's Day"

Flying Rhino

Ah, so this is what water looks like in the wild.

"A Clif Bar wrapper? That's why you dragged me up here?!"

Energy Firm Conference

Penguin hands over oil polluted world to sons...

Global Thermostat - Do Not Adjust.

Colin determined never to buy GM products ever again!

'With petrol prices so high these days, Master is riding his bicycle a lot: Not many car rides for us...'

"Are you sure? Hot sex is a leading cause of global warming??"

'Guzzle - guzzle - guzzle!' (hippy to big car driver).

Deforestation.

State of the State.

IUCN Pronouns