Eco-conscious Pals Gifts

IUCN Pronouns

Woman Sprays Plants - Acid Rain Cloud Forms.

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"We'll always have Paris..."

Garden Goddess.

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

Bee flying to another flower.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Food waste with recycling symbol

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

Tree Funeral

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

Deforestation.

Global Warming.

Frankenstein's Reading Light

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

"It seems even the local council are aware of your drink problem."

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

"hmm. Mother Nature's definitely trying to tell us something here."

'Well, son... I've made my first million by selling my unpaid bills to the paper-recycling guy!'

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.

"It's not easy being green…"

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year 2019