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IUCN Pronouns

Woman Sprays Plants - Acid Rain Cloud Forms.

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

"We'll always have Paris..."

Garden Goddess.

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

Bee flying to another flower.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Food waste with recycling symbol

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

'Don't you think it's just a little weird to have a cemetery for houseplants?!'

Tree Funeral

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

Look! There's a photo of our eco club's Earth Day actions in the newspaper! Sports. Power up the green machine!! I could use more copies. Me too. They're going to really power up my college applications.

Deforestation.

Global Warming.

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

Frankenstein's Reading Light

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

"It seems even the local council are aware of your drink problem."

"Scientists don't know anything. . . but we need to leave this to those more qualified. . . like scientists!"

'Well, son... I've made my first million by selling my unpaid bills to the paper-recycling guy!'

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year 2019

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."