Environmentally Conscious Friend Gifts

Global Thermostat - Do Not Adjust.

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Garden Goddess.

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

Tree Funeral

REPENT! Get back to nature

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

Mother nature takes her course.

Deforestation.

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

Global Warming.

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

'Be careful...It may not be organic.'

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year 2019

"It's not easy being green…"

"Hands up those in favour of deferring the firm's environmental policies for another few years."

Home Heating Oil

"First destination: the recycling center to get rid of these cans."

"Quite frankly, I don't know why I'm here. I never hired a personal trainer."

"OK, today, Bob, your team is on blackberry clearing at the Brown's farm, while Lisa, your team is on thistle clearing at the Barker's farm..."

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

I keep taking him back because I'm a big believer in recycling

SOS of Garbage

Woman with exercise bike

"What a coincidence, this letter complaining about our paper mill polluting the river is written on notepaper printed there...."

Randall shows his support of the tiny house movement...

The Easter Bilby

Addicted to Oil