Eco-friendly Friend Gifts

Garden Goddess.

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

It's no miracle - it's just solid industrial waste.

'Yeah, on one level, it's nice to be on the 'Endangered Species' list, but it's sad on so many others...'

Global Warming.

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Politically Correct Snowperson

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

Just Stop Boil

'I blame global warming!'

Global Warmer 2000.

Touring Cyclist

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

Coexist. Coexhaust.

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."