Eco-conscious Pal Gifts

Climate change has driven snow from famous trademark.

'I'm an arsonist. I'm supposed to leave a large carbon footprint.'

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

Garden Goddess.

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

Bee flying to another flower.

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

Coexist. Coexhaust.

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

"Not to mention the park view."

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

Tree Funeral

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

Global Warming.

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

Recycled passion.

'Go on - they're organic!'

"Yahoo! We struck earthfriendly oil."

"Make photocopies of this memo, informing staff to reduce the use of paper and distribute it to all of our staff."

"You did order the chemical-free insecticide."

"We're doing our best to meet the demand for ethanol."

"It seems even the local council are aware of your drink problem."

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year 2019

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard