Eco-savvy Friend Gifts

Tree Funeral

"The sky is falling!"

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Garden Goddess.

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

Deforestation.

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

Global Warming.

And when did you first begin to feel threatened and endangered?

"Oh, honey, look! A chestnut-sided warbler doing pull-ups!"

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year 2019

"It's not easy being green…"

"When you reach your expiration date, would you like to be crushed or recycled?"

SOS of Garbage

Isaac Newton...stumped.

Johnny Appleseed's Dirty Little Secret

"Quite frankly, I don't know why I'm here. I never hired a personal trainer."

"Give me all the books you have on Global warming!"

"Are you sure you want to spend the winter here?"

"What a coincidence, this letter complaining about our paper mill polluting the river is written on notepaper printed there...."

Randall shows his support of the tiny house movement...

The Easter Bilby

Flying Rhino

"But is it Organic?"

'Anybody else would appreciate a handsome, personable bird picking bugs off his back, but nooo, not you!'

"Valentine's Day"

Energy Firm Conference

"A Clif Bar wrapper? That's why you dragged me up here?!"

Ah, so this is what water looks like in the wild.

Penguin hands over oil polluted world to sons...

Global Thermostat - Do Not Adjust.