Nature-savvy Friend Gifts

"Hang on Darling, this doesn't feel right..."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

Rose Garden

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

Psychobabbling brook.

Tree Funeral

Birds with Headphones

Roads with a view.

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"

'It was great seeing you again Terry, we must do wildebeest sometime.'

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

Pastrami in the wild

'I thought a camping trip would keep your mind off work. What I'd like to know is how you got your desk out here without me knowing.'

"Oh, honey, look! A chestnut-sided warbler doing pull-ups!"

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

A bird is strangled by plastic carrier bag, which bears the slogan: Dispose of with care.

"Of course, when we landscape the place, we'll get rid of that old washing machine and replace it with one that's indigenous to these parts."

Johnny Appleseed's Dirty Little Secret

"Are you sure you want to spend the winter here?"

'Cool hey? My metamorphosis is going to be broadcasted live on the internet...'

Isaac Newton...stumped.

Tourist looks at his laptop rather than the scenery.

Save animals

Rustic Camping: No Water, Electric or Wi-Fi

'I hear they're going to cable.'

Global Thermostat - Do Not Adjust.

Roadie