Nature-savvy Friend T-Shirts

"Hang on Darling, this doesn't feel right..."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

Rose Garden

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

Psychobabbling brook.

Tree Funeral

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"

Birds with Headphones

Roads with a view.

'It was great seeing you again Terry, we must do wildebeest sometime.'

"Hey, Doris. I'm learning some interesting things about animals from my trail camera! For instance, I never knew that bears were capable of making obscene paw gestures!"

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

Pastrami in the wild

'I thought a camping trip would keep your mind off work. What I'd like to know is how you got your desk out here without me knowing.'

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

Tarzan mobile phone

A bird is strangled by plastic carrier bag, which bears the slogan: Dispose of with care.

"Oh, honey, look! A chestnut-sided warbler doing pull-ups!"

To begin, click on the bread crumb icon.

Yay! We're going CAMPING!!

'Cool hey? My metamorphosis is going to be broadcasted live on the internet...'

"Are you sure you want to spend the winter here?"

Tourist looks at his laptop rather than the scenery.

"Of course, when we landscape the place, we'll get rid of that old washing machine and replace it with one that's indigenous to these parts."

Isaac Newton...stumped.

Johnny Appleseed's Dirty Little Secret

'I hear they're going to cable.'

Rustic Camping: No Water, Electric or Wi-Fi

Save animals

Global Thermostat - Do Not Adjust.