Nature-loving Neighbor T-Shirts

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

Psychobabbling brook.

Roads with a view.

Pastrami in the wild

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

'Well, George certainly came to Deep Camp prepared, this season.'

'I thought a camping trip would keep your mind off work. What I'd like to know is how you got your desk out here without me knowing.'

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

"Oh, honey, look! A chestnut-sided warbler doing pull-ups!"

'What did you do with the apple I gave you yesterday?'

You will be surprised by the wild birds that will appear in your garden.

"Are you sure you want to spend the winter here?"

Johnny Appleseed's Dirty Little Secret

'Want to have a snowball fight?'

The Vampire Tree is common in the neck of the woods.

"There's a nuclear waste dump with broken barrels under your garden but you won't get cancer. I'll eat you first!"

Roadie

'It's great to get back to the simple life,'

'It's just called breast milk. It doesn't need a fancy brand name.'

'We'll have a job finding another gardener as dedicated as old Tom.'

"Hang on Darling, this doesn't feel right..."

Ice Fishing with Cats

No Cow Tipping

An eagle catches springboard diver.

"I say let it simmer for a few more hours in the sun to let it tenderize!"