Eco-friendly Neighbor T-Shirts

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Politically Correct Snowperson

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Garden Goddess.

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

Touring Cyclist

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

'I blame global warming!'

Just Stop Boil

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

Global Warmer 2000.

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

Earth stove

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

Food waste with recycling symbol